Total Medals Earned: 75 (From 22 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,160 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/125 points)
Lose The Gulag
You Freaking Idiot
Eliminate An Enemy Team
Get Sniped By A Camper
Win The Gulag
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/150 points)
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 6/6 (500/500 points)
Collect all items from the apartment
Destroy a city
Pleasure Ruth
Win the interplanetary war
Pleasure Daphne
When he sees it....
Medals Earned: 4/20 (20/500 points)
well! what is it!
*looks skyward*
prostration
impossibru!
well! what it is!
*points down*
praise the sun!
*proper bow*
r1 r1 r1 r1
roll bs roll bs roll bs
010 dies lol
020 dies
030 dies
040 dies
050 dies
060 dies
070 dies
080 dies
090 dies
100 dies omgwtf
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/100 points)
Hey, look! A play button!
Well, that wasn't any good for you...
Who programmed this crap?!
Look! Wings!
First blood!
I can fly! I can fly! I can flyyy!!!
What's a Game Jam?
Boing! Boing!
Areeba, Areeba!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/50 points)
Too smart
What about counting flyers?
You're too good for us
We need robots
Doesn't like people
Not sincere enough
We don't have a budget for missing persons
You've already had those
Out of luck
Are we getting nervous?
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first silver!
Your very first gold!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 1/35 (5/465 points)
Get 3 stars at the beginning
Get 3 stars on Kodo's ship
Get 3 stars at Frink's Lab
Get 3 stars at the Park with Quimby
Get 3 stars at Burn's Golf Course
Get 3 stars at the Alley with Snake
Get 3 stars on Bible Blasters
Get 3 stars at the Alley with Moleman
Get 3 stars at the Sea Captain's Shop
Get 3 stars at the Pettigrew's Shop
Get 3 stars on the Bridge to Springfield
Get 3 stars on Larry the Looter
Get 3 stars at the Park with Otto
Get 3 stars at Jabediah Springfield
Get 3 stars at Seymour's House
Get 3 stars at the playground with Ralph
Get 3 stars at the Park with Fat Tony
Get 3 stars at Springfield Zoo
Get 3 stars on Hockey Dad
Get 3 stars at Moe's Tavern - Roof
Get 3 stars at Moe's Tavern
Get 3 stars at Apu's Kwik-E-Mart
Get 3 stars at The Simpsons' House
Get 3 stars inside The Simpsons' House
Get 3 stars at Smithers' Castle
Get 3 stars against Devil Flanders
Kill each member of the Flanders super fast!
Get a 3 hit combo on Todd's body
Kill Sideshow Bob
Don't kill your family members
Kill everyone in springfield
Get a highscore on the Leaderboards
Play the game 3 times in one session!
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 8/18 (140/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Kill Hansel
Trap the squirrel
Get all 10 stones
Shoot mom in the face
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths